Welcome!

Hello, and welcome to my blog. I decided to jump on the blogwagon a little late, obviously, so bear with me if things are a little rocky. So I just got to Los Angeles after driving for three days from Memphis. Here are a few stats from my trip:



Total Miles Driven: 1766.2

Number of Butterflies That Met an Untimely End on My Windshield: 13

Texas Lesbians Sighted: 14 (OK, actually just one, but she was so gay she totally counted as 14)

Places of Interest: the town of Ash Fork (natives are known as Ash Forkers, I hope)
Jesus Christ is Lord Travel Complex
Shinarump Rd.
I ate French fries and a fried chicken sandwich in a town called Atkins. Oh, delicious irony.
Alma: The Spinach Capital of the World
A 200-foot tall cross that looked like it could double as a water tower
The Catfish Hole Restaurant, which doesn't strike me as all that appealing
Stuff It Taxidermy






I don't actually know yet how I'm going to organize this whole shindig, so I think I'll end the first post here. Stay tuned!